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I woke up in fever
sweating
for I have had a nightmare
a harsh dream
there was no sushi
no where to get it
no where to buy it
no one is making it
life is just faking it
so when I arose from my bed
all blushed and in tears
I went to the fish market
to chase off my fears
and there
all the fishermen happy and drunk
I gave them some money
they gave me a chunk
so I was making sushi
like a pro
and I will eat it forever
smelly fingers all around
fish
tuna
salmon
no more tears and fears
homosaki
fotomaki
sushi loving tofu monster
erectumus maximusss


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This is super sweet, no pun intended.







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