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Bacon wrapped chicken!!!

OH NOES!!!!!!!!

I woke up in fever

sweating

for I have had a nightmare

a harsh dream

there was no sushi

no where to get it

no where to buy it

no one is making it

life is just faking it

so when I arose from my bed

all blushed and in tears

I went to the fish market

to chase off my fears

and there

all the fishermen happy and drunk

I gave them some money

they gave me a chunk

so I was making sushi

like a pro

and I will eat it forever

smelly fingers all around

fish

tuna

salmon

no more tears and fears

homosaki

fotomaki

sushi loving tofu monster

erectumus maximusss

Wanna make a chocolate cake?

For cake layers
3 ounces fine-quality semisweet chocolate such as Callebaut

1 1/2 cups hot brewed coffee
3 cups sugar
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups unsweetened cocoa powder (not Dutch process)
2 teaspoons baking soda
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
3 large eggs
3/4 cup vegetable oil
1 1/2 cups well-shaken buttermilk
3/4 teaspoon vanilla

For ganache frosting
1 pound fine-quality semisweet chocolate such as Callebaut
1 cup heavy cream
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons light corn syrup
1/2 stick (1/4 cup) unsalted butter

Special equipment
two 10- by 2-inch round cake pans

The rulses of the meme are simply to take the answer to each question, search it in GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH and post the first picture that pops up.

Age at my next birthday:

Place I?€™d like to travel:
Spain. Always wanted to go.

Favorite place:
Home is where the heart is.

Favorite object:
Rowr.

Favorite food:

Favorite color:
Gray. This is an image of a Gray Whale poking it’s head out of the water.

Nickname:

Birthplace:
Rumor has it the Stork brought me.

Serves 4

• 1 pint of live natural yogurt
• 1 Tablespoon Cumin powder
• 1 Tablespoon garam massala
• 1 Teaspoon Coriander powder
• 1 Teaspoon Turmeric powder
• 1 Teaspoon chili powder
• Juice 1 lemon
• 8 cloves garlic – crushed
• 1 inch grated ginger
• Red food coloring
• 4 Chicken Breasts Cubed
• 1 Lemon

Mix the spices, coloring, lemon juice, ginger and garlic up into a paste with a little water and stir in well with the yogurt to make a tandoori marinade. Marinate the chicken in the marinade for 2-60 hours. Preheat the oven to it’s highest heat for at least 20 minutes. Shake off excess marinade and place chicken pieces on skewers on a wire rack in the oven. Cook for 15-20 minutes and check the chicken is cooked by piercing the thickest piece with a skewer, if the juices run clear it’s cooked, serve with a wedge of lemon.

I’m feeling kinda lazy, so I’m not gonna look up a Papad bread recipe till my next post, but here’s a bunch of pictures

It’s awesome cos I’ve had 60 visitors already!!!

The internet is indeed magical

All of this made me wanna contribute to society, so here’s an awesome (and super easy) recipe for y’all:

1 package Devil’s Food cake mix
1 cup Canna-butter (cold)
1 1/2 cups chopped nuts
1 package choclate chips
1 package toffee chips
1 14 oz can sweetened condensed milk

you chop the cold cannabutter into the cake mix until it’s finely chopped. Then spread it into the bottom of a glass baking dish, lightly sprayed with cooking oil. After it’s evenly pressed into the bottoem of the pan, spread out the chopped nuts, the choclate chips and the toffee pieces evenly onto the top. Open the sweetened condensed milk, and pour over the top of the nuts and chips. Pop the whole thing into a pre heated oven 325 degrees F. Bake until the sweetened milk bubbles to a light golden colour. Take the pan out and let it cool completely, or wait until it quits bubbling and top with vanilla ice cream.
This goes over pretty well.

The recipe was originally posted by stellaluna.

Hope you like it