Archive for the 'cooking' Category

22
Jul
08

Roasted chicken

Just look at that juicy bird, basted using a rosemary branch!!!

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Bacon wrapped chicken!!!

https://i1.wp.com/www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1377/images/1377_MEDIUM.jpg

OH NOES!!!!!!!!

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22
Jul
08

The incredible thirst for sushi



I woke up in fever

sweating

for I have had a nightmare

a harsh dream

there was no sushi

no where to get it

no where to buy it

no one is making it

life is just faking it

so when I arose from my bed

all blushed and in tears

I went to the fish market

to chase off my fears

and there

all the fishermen happy and drunk

I gave them some money

they gave me a chunk

so I was making sushi

like a pro

and I will eat it forever

smelly fingers all around

fish

tuna

salmon

no more tears and fears

homosaki

fotomaki

sushi loving tofu monster

erectumus maximusss